So I opened up my emails this morning.

Scrolled down.

And came across a subject line that read:

Re: LAST CHANCE… (open up)

Curious, I opened it.

‘Can you stop emailing me please. You can’t do what I want.’

I paused. Rubbed my eyes.

In my sleep-deprived state, it took me a few seconds to realise what this fine gentleman was going on about.

Then it hit me.

He wanted custom work designed for his channel.

‘Well,’ I thought, ‘butter my butt and call me a biscuit!’

If that’s the only reason you want me to stop emailing, then there’s no need.

Why?

Because my team of Zombies can design ANYTHING you want.

Anyway, Dan, one of my Zombies, emailed him back asking what he wanted and he said he wanted a snake with an Xbox controller.

Long story short:

We got it done for him!

So, if you’d still like your custom gaming logo designed for just $14.95…