You’re playing Fortnite…

The whole squad are on. All four of you.

You’ve got a blue tac.

A gold scar.

And a purple sniper.

Nothing is going to stop you from winning this game.

Nobody is going to rob you of this win.

‘I can see someone over there,’ a player on your team yells through their mic and into your headset. ‘Snipe ‘em.’

Crouched down on the roof of a house in Misty Meadows, you swivel your disguised henchman to the left.


And fire.

A message pops up on your screen:

Knocked down GAMER3748292

Your team screams, thinking they’ve won.

But there’s one other player left.

And he’s good.

Really good.

In quick succession, he knocks your three other teammates, leaving just you and him.

The storm is closing in.

You creep up behind him. He spins round.

You shoot. He shoots.

The game pauses.

And up pops the message:

You placed #2.

That, my fellow gamer, is one of the most annoying things to have happen to you when you’re gaming. Period.

A close second is losing on FIFA.

Or getting headshot on Call of Duty.

But, honestly, nothing comes close.

Except maybe tryna design the logo for your channel when you have no idea what you’re doing. 


That might just beat it.

But here’s the good news:

Because you’re on this email list, you don’t have worry about that.


Because my Zombies will custom-draw your gaming logo FOR YOU for just $14.95. 

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